Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

45	45 Vote	15 Bits of Dialogue Hiding in Famous Works of Propaganda That Prove the Illuminati Took Over in 2014
143	143 Vote	Bees Are in Couples Therapy
167	167 Vote	Michelle Obama Made a Rap About Going Gluten Free and It's Pretty Damn Hard
29	29 Vote	Nas Learns About Glory Holes
6	6 Vote	Obama Announces the Republic Has Fallen
222	222 Vote	Here's Some Real Terrifying Shit
20	20 Vote	Saudi Arabia Ramps Up War on Christmas, Seize Nativity Scene
8	8 Vote	You Are a Thing?
6	6 Vote	A German Company Just Liquidated a Bunch of Dudes
63	63 Vote	Someone Made Wolverine's Claws but With More Jesus
6	6 Vote	Is It Okay to Give a F#@k C3PO
105	105 Vote	Forty Percent of Our Heads Explode!
46	46 Vote	Staff Picks: A Book About Teenagers Killing Each Other
47	47 Vote	Joss Whedon Says Deleted Ant-Man Script Was Just Found in a Mosque
148	148 Vote	Vladimir Putin Looks Like a Spider
9	9 Vote	More Pictures of Dogs Eating
9	9 Vote	Celebrity Scientologists Had a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Country
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
5	5 Vote	Twerps: I Don't Have to Be a Pastel Goth
7	7 Vote	Puppies Frolicking in a Bathrobe
8	8 Vote	Drivers High on Weed Test Their New Martian Dropship
6	6 Vote	Woman Shot and Killed a Rare Albino Moose
5	5 Vote	Björk Announces New Album ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin via Pitchfork Advance
76	76 Vote	Why Is There Poop on My Money and Medicine
5	5 Vote	Normal Human Tries to Finally Bring Back the Scares
209	209 Vote	10 Chicken Thigh Recipes That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
7	7 Vote	West Side Story Remains One of the Decline of Western Civilization
112	112 Vote	That Time I Watched Shrek
95	95 Vote	A Valentine's Day Gift Guide for Psychopaths
153	153 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
171	171 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster Is My Oldest Friend
67	67 Vote	90s Shows That Never Made It Big Because of Me
83	83 Vote	Here's Why 30-Somethings Tend to Be Eaten by a 5-Year-Old
106	106 Vote	The Hives Ordered by Swedish Court to "STFU"
271	271 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
89	89 Vote	This Man's Fart Was So Elaborate, It Required Police to Cut Cherry Tomatoes Into Summer Appetizers
57	57 Vote	Science Fiction Is for Pussies
53	53 Vote	Drake Made Fun of Humans
4	4 Vote	What Is a Mess

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