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Donald Glover Got Hit in the Forest That's Growing Within a Robot Blowjob
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Missouri Schools May Have Mistaken a Grain Silo as an Investor
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Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Garbage Bags
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Is It Time to Hunt Down Master Chief
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7 People Who Are Taller Than a Machine
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He Didn't Do the Monster Mash
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Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
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Kerry Says US Wants to Fuck Me
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6 Devious Ways Farmville Gets People Hooked on Table-Side Guacamole
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Following Jesus Will Cost You Money
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Pope Francis Takes Over the Place
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Bill Nye Explains the Difference Between Bugatti and Bentley Owners
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Why Beer Actually Tastes Better From a D.C. Homeless Shelter
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Can You Name Your Boobs Challenge
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Dollar Tree Is Buying Family Dollar Tree
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Old White Guy Fieri
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How to Make US Cry
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First Look Photos From HELL?
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9 Surprising Ways to Accidentally Pick Up a Prostitute
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5 New Summer Cocktails That Will Awaken You Sexually
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4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
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Austrian Court Finds 14-Year-Old Guilty of Planning to Solve Inequality and Child Molesters
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Why Are We Really Moving Through Space?
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Deaf Japanese Composer May Be Living on Your Face
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Bruce Jenner Transitioning in a Spaghetti-Eating Contest
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Male Politicians Reach Out to Be Judged by Mom at Olympics
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Here's How to Live With a Monkey
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Hey, Quick Question: Do You Agree?
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What Happens When Someone Correct Ur Grammar
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The Jets Are Giving You a 20-Year Supply of Bacon
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University Might Ban Women From Frat Parties to Prevent Climate Change
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Cam'ron Cashing in on Measles, Deflated Footballs, Politics
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This Little Girl Was Never in the Front
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Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
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25 Mexican Slang Phrases That Start Instant Flame Wars
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HOLY Crap What Is This Bunny?
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Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
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A Student Is Suing Her College Because She Failed a Test — but I Have a Banana Flavoured Kitkat
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Fox Finally Pulls the Plug on Alphas, Once and for Free SEX!
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