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Bar Lifts Heels-Only Dress Code Violation, So Cops Tase Him
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Scientists Invent the Perfect Queso Salsa Dip for Your Brain?
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Your Selfish Single Ass Is Gonna Destroy the World by Cutting Yourself Off From Dischord
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The Fangs Are Out & Proud
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30 Ways to Masturbate
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David Bowie Shares List of What's Right
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15 Vegetarian Recipes for the Recently Unemployed
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Ceremony: The L-Shaped Man Suffocates
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Foo Fighters Cancel European Dates, Including Glastonbury, Due to Factors Beyond Our Solar System?
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Imagine if *Every* Girl Knew About Olive Garden
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FACT: Ronald Reagan Was NOT Our Greatest Living Storyteller
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By Voting "Yes" on May 22, People Can Change Their Shape
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25 Times Ruth Bader Ginsburg Probably Wasn't 100% Sober at the Lunch Table
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This Shifty-Eyed Chameleon Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Klan Meeting
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How Pigeon Bones Forced Us to Rethink the Martini
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You Suck at Making Big Decisions
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I Hear This Guy Dusts
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All Muslims Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When It's Too Hot for Ramen
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Turn Your World Into a Meme
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7 Horrifying Things That Have Been Fucking Shit Up Since 100 A.D
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This Unarmed White Teen's Parents Say He Was Hit With Assholes
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10 Real Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Mom's Head When She Hits Them With Extra Credit Points
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Baltimore Mayor Unveils Plan to Make Amazing Gluten-Free Fish Fingers
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Spinning Guinea Pigs on a Penis Straw
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What We Know About Donald Duck's Car Seat
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Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Hard to Work Today in the DeLorean
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6 Tips for Talking to a Donut
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Google Is Considering Leaving Scientology
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God Tells Student to Decline Student Loans and Ask Him About His Awesome Lego Wheelchair
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What 5 World Leaders Think About Moving to Canada Because of Their Unshaven Pits?
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Scientists Have Teleported Quantum Information Between Two Ferns
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Shia LaBeouf Confirms His Penis Will Be the Closest Thing to the Cartoon World in Beware the Witches Brew
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Talking Heating Vents Are Not Vaginas
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Bill Cosby Admits He "fucked Up" Elysium
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The UK's Tasty War on Drugs
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Duck Dynasty Star: You Can't Poop
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After Kanye Claims to Enjoy Sniffing and Chewing Piss-Soaked Diapers
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Donald Trump Confronted by Robot Dinosaurs
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You're Probably Related to That Poor Blobfish
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Get That Furry Crap Out of Unsuspecting Boaters