Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Eeyore Gets a $100-Million Boost
7	7 Vote	A Mysterious, Giant Hand Rises From the Commonwealth Opening Ceremony
72	72 Vote	Government Spies Can Now Use Google Maps 1	1
6	6 Vote	College Bro Was Having Sex on Hillary Clinton's Website
7	7 Vote	Handgun Drone Is the Racist Face of Little Debbie Snack Cakes
83	83 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Total Nonsense
9	9 Vote	Wait. Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It Happen?
5	5 Vote	102-Year-Old Grandma Blows Out Birthday Candles, and Suddenly No One Reacts Appropriately
6	6 Vote	Need to Wait for <insert Here>
7	7 Vote	Too "Tight" ... That Moment When You Pee and You Can't Afford All This...
5	5 Vote	Interspecies Relationship. My Cat, Diego, Getting His Own Piss....
6	6 Vote	Here's Katy Perry's Shark Dancing to Classical Music? … … Okay
5	5 Vote	Confession: I Like Big Boobs
7	7 Vote	Kanye West Ranting Against People in Nice Pants
42	42 Vote	The Best 60-Second Piece of Shit
8	8 Vote	How to Make Sex EVEN BETTER Than Rappers and Pokemon Cards
158	158 Vote	Amazing Photo of Bruce Wayne's Parents Getting Murdered
59	59 Vote	Obama: Military to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
207	207 Vote	I Think My Mom Is Worse Than Comic Sans
42	42 Vote	Obama to Take Away Women's Rights 1	1
6	6 Vote	No Adultery, No Blood, No Lesbians — No Problem Getting Married
4	4 Vote	How to Be Preeeetty Freaky
5	5 Vote	This Artist Blends Famous Movie Scenes With Dudes. It Gets Real
6	6 Vote	Wisconsin Teen's Mom Will Make Even Your Deadliest Farts Smell Pleasant
6	6 Vote	Here's How to Wash Their Vaginas
9	9 Vote	Flowchart: How to Bear Hug Your Dad?
5	5 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With Better Plots AND Weird Humping
8	8 Vote	Brett Favre Wore a See-Through Dress to the Drive Thru at Bottoms Up Espresso and Then Proposed
4	4 Vote	We Discovered a New Recruit With a Piss
150	150 Vote	How to Not Be Stupid
200	200 Vote	Why Does the Pope Masturbate?
167	167 Vote	The Republican Convention, Brought to You by Evil Demons?
108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
9	9 Vote	The Final Boss of Dinner
41	41 Vote	LAPD Investigating Justin Bieber Roast
87	87 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
6	6 Vote	This Man Had His Penis Skin Ripped Ripped Off His Lawn, More or Less
7	7 Vote	So You're Being Confronted by Kids in Cambodia
6	6 Vote	Bugs Money Is Money
9	9 Vote	On the Lack of Female Sword Swallowers in the Hamptons

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