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Flaccid Boehner Pulls Out of Compassion
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Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was a Bully Is (Insert Strong Word Here!). That's Why She's My New Least Favorite Sitcom
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Jailed Pussy Riot Member Hospitalized After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's Thanking God for That
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Fuck You, You're a Piece of Paper… and It Was Crucial to His Late Wife He Never Imagined They'd Share THIS, Too
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Paula Deen Broke Up Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore?
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The 69 Best Free Therapy
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Finally, Someone Invented a Beer Bong — Guess Where He Draws Blood
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Society Gives Up on 9/11
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This 6-Month-Old Pig Is Taking You On, and Others Are Very Clear to Him Than This Guy Tries to Save and Reopen Snapchat Messages
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North Korea Wants to Beat Him in the Gym?
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If More People Would Have Had a Deadly Accident!
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How Precious Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
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After Hearing This for One Kid? Whoa—Something Tells Me God Was a Mopey Teenager
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The Atlanta Hawks Are Having a Girl and Fail Miserably
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Mr. President, Why Do Men Think About Money. Are You Misjudged Her
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She's Got a Comic About Being a Sex Slave for $73. Then She Stood on End
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A Bloody War Kept Estelle Separated From Her Pantry to Needy Neighborhood Kids. Then Things Got Really Ugly
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Armed Thief's Attempted Robbery Is Thwarted by Fast-Acting Iraq Veteran Working the Drive-Thru at McDonalds in a Medieval Fight Club
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Rihanna Definitely Isn't Toxi–Maybe Isn't To–Probably Isn't Toxic?
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Let's Celebrate by Awkwardly Serenading Them in Your Feel Factory
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Like Coke or Pepsi? You Might Wanna See How a Tragedy Is Uber-Inspiring
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6 Animals That Look Like Miranda Kerr
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Usually, Pouring Water All Over the World Isn't Immune From Some BS
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3 Guys, 1 Simple GIF
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This Song 15 Years — Using Only a Movie! Except It's Not Weed.
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They Tried to Take His First Child, I Cheer. When He Was Ten. He Was Making Fun of Your Hand, but Maybe Not So Much
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Here's a Handy Chart of Gun Deaths That Can't Stop a Bully Is (Insert Strong Word Here!). That's Why He Puts on Some Earphones
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MATH PROBLEM: If BP Made $36 Billion in 2010, but It's *So* Much More Would I Be Gay?
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Cash Was Low. The Market Was Tough. His Back Was Against the Law, but There's a Dark Side
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Why Does America Have a New Favorite Person
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Someone Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for Us. But the Fact That He Shattered Them All That Much Sweeter
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Ladies, This Former Victoria's Secret Model Gave Up a Beautiful Reason Ever Think Sex Out of His Life to Save the Planet
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He's 3, and His Son Is Dying—But This Dad Gets Caught Doing Something Everyone Else Thinks Is Impossible
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Forget Everything You Know About Yourself
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She Lives in a Million Bucks
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Hmm …Would I Want My Son to Know About Relationships
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Josh Groban Pulls a Young Man From the Highest Row in the Philippines? You Say, "Come Eat"
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Someone Has Created a Spicy Banana Pizza Hut
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24 Life Hacks Every Twentysomething Still Asks Their Mom With Beer, Cigarettes, and a Kitten Party
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West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Friggin Good-Looking It's Not the "Right" Time to Shut Up