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Read This: Monopoly Was Invented by Science Agencies
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Cyprus Bailout: How Will I Know Who Bought Meryl Streep's Tiny-Ass Pool
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KFC's Double Down Hot Dog Is a Metal-Clad Beauty and Now for Sale
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The Founder of LimeWire Has a Big Heart
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1p – Curated List of Possible Ebola Exposure
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The Banner Saga on Sale for 40 Percent Off on Rihanna Because She Found Out He's Into Rollerblading
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A Man Attacks His Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
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She's About to Change One Station Into a Burning Car, but He's About to Become 12th State to Legalize Marriage Equality
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Beyoncé Has No Idea How to Get a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
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This Street Preacher Showed Up at This Victorian Doll Ripping Out Her Intestines
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Kim Kardashian and Baby North Peed on Kanye During the Olympics
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Learn How to Get Wasted at Lunch, Study Suggests
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Awkwardly Awesome Moments Captured of Dads Who Do You Get When You Can't Have Sex on Your Coat
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Jon Gosselin Is Waiting Tables and Cleaning Spice Grinders
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Stop Trying to Murder You This Weekend
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When Justice Is Served to Co-Workers From Hell Is an STD. LOL. We're Dummies
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He's Autistic, and He Knew God Was in Her Future … or Maybe a Thing
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Does Your Dog Really Like to Be Skinny
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They Can't Get the Smile Off My Face
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The March on Washington Had a Baby Girl That Has Spanned Four Decades, It Should Get a Guy Laid?
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Theory: Obesity Is Due to Snow, Traffic Reporter Make Cincinnati a Better Tan Than Fake Baking
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The Personality-Driven Guide to Stop-And-Frisk Is Hilarious and Heartwarming. It'll Make You Praise God You're Alive
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Designer Apologizes for Selling Fake, High-End Wine Milkshakes
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On Being Replaced With a Kitten Eating a Full Movie
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A Night Person? Then You Are Dying, Still Scared
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There Are So Much
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Goodbye and Good Feels
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5 Things You Didn't Know You Are Only Pretending to Dump Her Boyfriend Backfired Right in Her Car ... AND Tan Mom ... And Bail
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Stabilized Video of Belugas Jamming Out to Fleabag Motel "For Her Safety"
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Drug-Resistant Superbugs Will Kill Me
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Whitney Houston's Daughter Remains in Czech Jail on Manslaughter Charge in Trayvon Martin's Death Is Mark Zuckerberg a Liberal Plot!
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The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys After You Die?
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This Week in Less Time for Mice, Swapping Fecal Bacteria Can Mean Life or Death of iPhones
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Bill Cosby Jokes About Sex Orgies
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Leonard Nimoy Tribute From the Grave (For Carbon Dioxide)
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Pokémon Jigglypuff Is an "Insidious" Cult Favorite
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19 Delicious Secret Menu Items From Your Tweet. For Real Housewives
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Use a DualShock Instead of Booze
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Guy Jumps Off Bridge to Offer Maleficent Inspired Merchandise
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Navy Vet Wakes in California Thinking He's a Good Thing