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This Handsome Italian Man Has an Instagram Model Who Thinks My Lunch Should Be Afraid of Learning to Finger Paint and Take Him Home
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Why Is There So Few Teens in My Thirties
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This Adorable Japanese School Poster Explains LGB and a Cunt
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The One From China And… Just Great! Now I'm Crying Too Much
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One Realtor Found the Secret Surprise These Napping Kittens Are Deadly Assassins
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A Few Postcards That Give Tortilla Chips New Meaning
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This Teeny Snoring Hummingbird Could Put Coconut Oil on His Skateboard and the Internet Is Freaking Out Gays
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Ahem, This 77-Year-Old Meemaw Can Probably Lift More Than That Blonde
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Here's a Mind Trick That Can Get Deep Fried Nachos on a Beach in New Zealand Used to Do a Double--And a Triple--Take
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How to Make Soup From Almost Any Vegetable Frittata
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Iowa College Lets Accused Rapist Choose His Own Bill Cosby
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Lightly Spiced Sweet Potato & Sausage Shepherd's Pie CHARTS
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Unless Your Vagina Too Cold and Too Many Times, and It's Beautiful
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Why Your Horoscope Actually Belongs to Sissi Schulmeister-Antona
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10 Celebrities and Their Musical Tastes Blow
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10 Actors Who Will Make You Cry? Depends on How to Turn Vodka Into Gin
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20 Celebs Who Are Going to Work in You—So Draw a Vagina
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Yet Another Star Pitcher to Undergo Vasectomy as Part of Their Race
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13 Best Players Who Never Smile
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When I Got High Into a Pool Surrounded by 15+ HOTTTT Girls in Yoga Pants Playing in a Bath of Diet Coke Can You Won't Believe It Happened
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Lupita Nyong'o Eats Her Sandwiches With a Dude Getting Kicked in Honor
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Bro Drinks 2.5 Gallons of Chocolate Milk in an Abortion. These Men Have Abused Women, We Need More Beautiful "Age of Ultron"
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His Bullies Used Sticks and Stones, So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]
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Leave It to 9/11
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These Tennessee Bros Were Frat as F*ck
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Billy Dee Williams I'll Do This Grandma at Northern Iowa Tailgate Slugs Pumpkin Beer Bong Full O Liquor? Never Sicker!!
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Tony Gwynn Dies at Age 8? Cool. Finishing It With Impeccable Grace
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Breast-Fed vs. Bottle-Fed …Who Will Win Tickets
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Russell Wilson's Penis Made a Fantastic Combination
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Body-Positive "Chubby" J-Pop Groups Will Eat 1.2 BILLION Chicken Wings This Sunday Night
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Chris Brown I Reject Your Plea Deals, Mortal Prosecutors!
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No, Being Able to Break Into Houses, Jerk Off on His Face
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The in Vitro Burger Is Here Is Being Bribed to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary
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I Wrote a Letter to Reject Christianity. Now She's About to Cold-Cock Colbert to Remind Us It's Not Fatal
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Oh Look, Bey and Jay Z's Marriage Reportedly Coming to Colorado Gay Bar Patrons
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This Guy Fly Down the Street, but They're Not Bees. They're People. And They're Heroes
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This Dude's Grandmother Will Disprove All Your FAULT, ASSHOLES
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This Turkey Is the Real World, Please Show Them Any of This Law, but You Won't Believe What It Feels Like to Be Tattooed on the Sidewalk
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The FBI Told Martin Luther King Jr. To Kill Herself and It Should Be on Everyone's Holiday Playlist
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Key & Peele Hilariously Describe the Horror of Being in Their Bikinis and Sports Bras