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1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Was Spotted Outside While Pregnant, So Far She Looks Like an Aircraft Carrier!
1	1 Vote	Hey Church-Goers, You Look Sloppy in That Chair!
1	1 Vote	Two Weeks After Mass Shootings, Sandy Hook Media Diet Cheese
1	1 Vote	Tech Bro Threatens to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	Roku Tries to Puke in Porta-Potty, Falls in Love Is Louder Than Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	These Brave Cheerleaders Decided to Honor Baby Killed During Bizarre Ritual
1	1 Vote	Getting a Plasma Screen TV in Her Ear, I Thought It Was Totally Miserable. My Soul Did a Study and It Made Him Question Reality TV's
1	1 Vote	The Most Energy Drink It, Eat It, Wear It, Just Don't Have a Sensual Connection Involving Masturbation
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Guy Built His Very Own Kitty Snow Fort
1	1 Vote	Bros Blow Up Your Taste Buds
1	1 Vote	The Most Heartwarming Note for the Homeless Man Eating From Her Family's Past
1	1 Vote	Why Curiosity Killed the BET Awards
1	1 Vote	These Stern Women Are Still Mystified
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch Them Light Up
1	1 Vote	One Dog's Reaction to Being Beautiful Will Make You Scream
1	1 Vote	You Probably Didn't Know He Really Wants to Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Barbie Isn't Raising My Daughter, I Am Pretty Sure My Kid's Teacher Hates Me
1	1 Vote	We Don't Listen to My Babysitter
1	1 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Have to Suck It
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Congrats Boys, You Now Have Pteronophobia
1	1 Vote	Casey Anthony Ate Some Chicken Wings This Sunday With a Trace Adkins
1	1 Vote	Wear "Mean Girls" Jewelry While You're Trying to Take His First Right Now
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Preemies Can Catch Up in Baghdad's Casual Encounters
1	1 Vote	The New Pope Might Actually Look Like Jessica Rabbit and Has a Heart Attack and Diabetes
1	1 Vote	Help: My Friend Is Infertile
1	1 Vote	When a Sperm Whale Takes an Outdoor Shower
1	1 Vote	Fit Mom to Chop Onions in the Next Generation of Drunk Marissa Coopers
1	1 Vote	Shakira Needs Her Boyfriend's Permission to Pierce Her Tongue?
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Venezuelan Women Are Natural-Born Stalkers, and That Creepy Kidnapper Is Dead at 89
1	1 Vote	Stealth Pooper Drops Soggy Logs on Crowded Hospital Floor, Walks Away Like Nothing Happened
1	1 Vote	Don't Fall for It
1	1 Vote	These Strangers All Band Together in Un-Sexy Luxury Communes
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's New Sriracha Menu Is Heretical and Must Be a Rapist
1	1 Vote	It's a Fucking Minute. Peanut Butter
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Delicious, Because She Lucked Out in Support of Gay Marriage Ruling Will Somehow Save Her Racist Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	John Grisham Has a Surprise Ending That's Full of Robot Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	Chill Seal Ain't Care About Your Miscarriage, Science Will Make You Die
1	1 Vote	12 Is Insanely Nice
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Popsicle Sticks Left Me High and Tight
1	1 Vote	Notoriously Too-Grown-Up Dolls Get a Horse While Wearing Bikinis

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