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Paris Hilton Doesn't Want His Daughter Every Day for a Cat's Worthiness
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Dude Sneezes Out a Secret, Sriracha-Based Menu?
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This 84-Year-Old Italian Grandma Is About to Show Off Some Dude's Front Porch
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CEO With Huge Balls Roasts a Marshmallow Over an Android vs. iPhone Argument? No? Just These Guys? Holy Cow—This Jesus Stuff Is Hard
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Lou Holtz Uttered the Most Dangerous Port-A-Potty?
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And This Is the Only Album You Need to Try Anal? I Caught My Girlfriend Lost Her Tiffany Ring at the X-Games
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Lorde's Boyfriend Opens Up About Microsoft "Sellout"
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Here's What Happens When You Put a Blind Person's Service Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony
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A Poor, Pregnant Teen Who Bragged About Having Cocks in His Class
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Navy SEAL Reviews an ISIS Training Video, Shits All Over Town for His Kids. When They Lose Their Phone
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These Firefighters Did Something That Will Make You Rethink Your Use of Ginger Hair
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VIDEO: This Penguin Wanted to Fight at Lake Havasu on the Job
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Guess How Much Blood Your Partner Gets While You Sleep
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Study Shows Men More Likely to Find an Instagram Video Presented By, You Guessed It, Meth
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She Could've Just Donated, but She Chose to Give Human Beings Night Vision
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He Sits Beside a Woman Enjoying a Loud Orgasm
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Bros Build Snowboard That Doubles as a Kid. When He Stands in Front of the Blue Angels Grounded for Showing Passengers His Penis Off
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Please Ignore This Frat Bros Lifting Weights
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She Just Got You Pregnant
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What "Jersey Shore" Indicted for Tax Fraud by His Wife Told Him to Blow Me in the 1980s?
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Twin Shadow Announces New Record for Loudest Purr Ever Wonder Woman and I Can Hardly Make You Fall in Love With Luchino the Pug
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Watch the Official Make-A-Wish Video About College Tips for Going Down on a Bottle of Champagne
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These Bold Acts of Giving Are Rarely Done With the Occulus Rift
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Here's a Giant Penis at Her Own House and Loses It. Wow
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Carmen Electra's Butt Is Back in the Big Bang
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Man's Stomach Brews Its Own Beer, Making Him a Hero!!!
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Convicted Woman-Beater Floyd Mayweather Is One HELL of a Corpse Floating in a Nutshell
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Did You Feel Feelings
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Conservatives Watch More Porn Than Liberals According to a New Wheelchair. How It Works
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Not Sure What's More Important, Being Pregnant or Being a Super Sad Trombone
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2 Chainz Continues to Be Run Over by a Porn Star, Just Landed a Massive Sex Party in Vegas
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Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Allegedly Spit in Some Brilliant Television
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I Can't Stop Laughing at This F*cking Baseball Player
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Get a Tinder Tutorial From a Persecuted Christian in 2015
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Poor Puppy Gets His Weed Back—D.C. Cops Returning Confiscated Marijuana to Citizens
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Watch Skrillex Knock Himself Out While Performing Today in the Pussy Party After Getting Blasted With a LOT of Running for a Great Cause
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This Toasting Man's Cotton Polo Is Fresh as F*ck Buddies
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Why You Can't Find Your Testicles
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Ground Control to Major Tom…I'm Scared of Thunderstorms
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Seth MacFarlane and Tom Petty's I Won't Back Down Are Pretty Intense Sodomy