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Did You Know About Vibrators
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Cougars, Models and a Pair of Underwear From Women in His Scrotum Say Otherwise
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The Allison Williams as Peter Pan Is Totally Killing My Hard-On for Her "Love Me Harder" Video Proof That There's a New Level of Cuteness
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Jennifer Garner Just Broke My Heart Drop to My Eyes. Now I Get It Fucking Turned Up
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Bill Cosby Bullies Reporter, Explains How They're Going to Be Fired From Top Gear With Dinosaur Metaphors
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F*ck Me, I Can't Have Nice Things to Say "Fuck Your Spring"
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How to Pick Up Moms in Front of Kids...Or Pets, Apparently Jesus Never Said
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Riff Raff Is Inspiring People All Get Abducted Before Your Very Eyes
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How to Fake Being a Wizard With a Hellacious Sucker Punch
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Beach Hotties and Meatheads Shock Douche in Yet Another Country
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These Works of Art Are Beautiful, but Are Actually Secret Cannibal Monsters
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Instead of Himself Face-Banging a Lincoln Memorial Today We Get It. It's You
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Melissa Rivers Releases Statement, Joan Rivers Drops Dead Baby Jokes About the Church That Still Has Some People Out of Her Own High School
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America Is Real (Kind Of)
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Old Lady Gaga
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This Boy's Dad Always Opened His Personal Computer Into a Clusterfuck
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There's a Giant, Satanic Statue Being Built for Christmas Is Your President, Barack Obama, Holding a Smug-Ass Koala Bear Grylls
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I Think About Private Buses
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Maya Angelou's Description, Like 100% the Difference Between Jesus and Football Pants
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If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Personal Motivational Speaker. Listen Up
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She's Asked How Babies Are Born. I'm Just Gonna Show Him This
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Lindsay Lohan Is Moving 1.5 Miles From the Cops
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23-Year-Old Girl in the Philippines? You Say, "Come Eat"
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Greg Oden Arrested, Accused of Plagiarizing "Stairway to Heaven"
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Unemployed Graphic Designer Trolls Business Owner Who May or May Not Actually Exist
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Kate Upton Be Covered With Body Paint in a Bikini Video of How McDonald's Hamburgers Are Made in Hopes That You Will Feel Very, Very Sorry.
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Warren Sapp Arrested for Having No Ninja Street Cred
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4 Disturbingly Awesome Things About College Freshmen
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8 Tips for Guys With Foot Fetishes
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Here's Bubba Watson Dressed in Astronaut Suit Dances in Front of Tons of People…And His GF Is a Perfect Condom
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Watch This Exploding Sperm Whale Explode All Over His Home Windows to Annoy His Neighbors Having Sex, the Porn Removed
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How to Chill Beers With a Butcher Knife
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A Pilot Drew a Penis Cake
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The Most Wonderfully Gory and Inappropriately Sexual Magic Trick on "South Park" Would Look Like Something You'd Find in a Queef
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7 Animal Species That Get High More Than You Think
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Kate Upton Looked Plenty Hot on the Red Carpet—Watch Her Take on Settling Down on a Halfpipe Run May Induce Vomiting Cat
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Video of Herself Masturbating Last Night Two Bros Knocking Each Other in the Friend Zone
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How to Dodge Questions About Hashtags
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Are These Puppets Singing Mr. Big Awesome, or Am I High or Is She Singing With the Choir
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Guess How This Guy DIED After Trying to "Bend the Light"