Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
5	5 Vote	Link Has Killed 30, Injured 800
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
6	6 Vote	Really Old Lady Brains
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
26	26 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Really, Really Good at Spear-Throwing
76	76 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Assault With a Dog With Two Dicks
31	31 Vote	We Need to Know
57	57 Vote	Carrot Top: I'm Sorry I Hurt the Poor
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
4	4 Vote	Every Time a Trenchcoat-Clad Cow Approaches You
4	4 Vote	Hey, Don't Turn on Your Vita, Sony Says
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
92	92 Vote	36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
128	128 Vote	Photojournalist Replaced by iPhone 5; Apple to Investigate
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
4	4 Vote	Even the Deer Are Polite in Japan. No, Really

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