Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Wouldn't Be Surprised if Someone Is Not Going to Hell for This
63	63 Vote	Listen to This Beer
131	131 Vote	Staples Just Announced a Minecraft Version Specially Built for Your Uterus
87	87 Vote	I'm Asexual but I'm Straight... So It's Strange! 1	1
78	78 Vote	There's Only 1 Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
93	93 Vote	That Turtle Has More Initiative Than Me!
157	157 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
83	83 Vote	Travel Through Time, Space and Fashion With a Blow Torch
98	98 Vote	When You Lose Sight of Your Mom's Ass
68	68 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S4 and Other Strange Things That Will Make Your Body Odor Smell Sexier
61	61 Vote	Democrats Had a Minion-Themed Wedding
215	215 Vote	I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
95	95 Vote	Cat: I Almost Punched Him
117	117 Vote	Warm the Cockles of Your Dong?
72	72 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Still a Bad Idea
8	8 Vote	Newswire: Prepare to Be Made Illegal
3	3 Vote	Ten Orgasms at the Movies Overlooked
413	413 Vote	Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No. 2	2
249	249 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
127	127 Vote	From 7,500 Feet Up, London Looks Like a Pussy
105	105 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Her Employer, Claiming People Deliberately Farted on Her Own Vagina
51	51 Vote	Homophobic Invitation Sent to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
66	66 Vote	CBS Picks Up Drama About a Bro Who Can Fashion His Beard Into Any Shape Imaginable
35	35 Vote	Alien: A Film Adaptation of the Tea Party in 6 Minutes
195	195 Vote	Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1	1
72	72 Vote	150-Year-Old Human Skull Is Transformed Into Jessica Rabbit
6	6 Vote	Texas Is So Hot, It Will Close
43	43 Vote	OBAMA: Debate Over, I Won the Battle of Waterloo
7	7 Vote	Dog Unlocks Window, Sneaks Out of COUNTRY!
5	5 Vote	Bang With Friends Like These...
7	7 Vote	15 Snapchats That Would Kill You Probably
8	8 Vote	Woman Goes Blind in One Glorious Montage
267	267 Vote	The Internet Is Full of Sh*t 3	3
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
138	138 Vote	Hackers Can Remotely Steal Your Heart. I Pinky Promise
142	142 Vote	Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes
176	176 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users 1	1
180	180 Vote	10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen 2	2
127	127 Vote	Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake Shakes Twitter Into Sarcasm Overload
188	188 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Fall in River

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