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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Really, Really Good at Spear-Throwing
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Watch a Tiger Make Out With Elmo in Times Square
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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My Dad Is Angry Birds
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Guys, Shut Up, the Giant Robots Look Like Justin Bieber
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Smurfs Are Even More Reckless Than Human Teens
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
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Everyone Please Just Shut Up About His Uncut Penis
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Oh, It's Just Marijuana
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Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
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You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
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Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
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There's So Much Ass
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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