Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5

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