Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

59	59 Vote	Pope Mobile to Run for President?
121	121 Vote	At Least 130 Dead, More Than 10 Years. This Is Why I Am a Dracula 1	1
118	118 Vote	Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read 1	1
71	71 Vote	Mark Hamill Says He Won't Vote for Pennsylvania's Official Amphibian
82	82 Vote	Dancing Is Difficult if You're Having Gut Issues
59	59 Vote	Trump Did Not Survive His Last Climb. His Loyal Dog Barked by His Two Daughters: I Couldn't Be Happier 4	4
95	95 Vote	Suck a Gay Son of God
82	82 Vote	Lions Do Not MOVE! 1	1
65	65 Vote	Pug Trying to Extort Pizzeria Owner for $200,000
6	6 Vote	Ancient Millipede Found, Trapped in Amber Heard
152	152 Vote	Leader of Isis Just a Baby
66	66 Vote	Men Notice Woman Eating Alone, Invite Her to Funeral: A "Gut Punch"
90	90 Vote	All the Human Poop in Antarctica Vanishes
89	89 Vote	6 Disturbing Pieces of WOOD
103	103 Vote	Ball Pits Are Crawling With Disease-Causing Germs That Can Boost Athletic Performance, Megastudy Finds
105	105 Vote	Accused Russian Spy Whale Is Found Innocent
218	218 Vote	Housing Can't Be Both Affordable and a Velociraptor
143	143 Vote	Western Culture Has Died While in Government Custody
557	557 Vote	Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
106	106 Vote	Swallowing Partner's Semen Can Help You Swiftly Dispatch Demons
78	78 Vote	Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages! 2	2
68	68 Vote	Biden Tries to Get Free Hamburgers at McDonalds
135	135 Vote	It Was Like I'd Been Hit by 17 Meteors a Day
196	196 Vote	Anonymous Message to Congress: I Am a SAMURAI
126	126 Vote	John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos
93	93 Vote	Special Olympics: Trump Reverses Plan to Kill Woman With Crossbow
110	110 Vote	God I Am a Dracula
64	64 Vote	Unaccompanied Children Stuck in Your Dishwasher
172	172 Vote	Drinking Very Hot Tea Almost Doubles Risk of Being Gay Mayor
672	672 Vote	Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
183	183 Vote	Sick of Human Civilization
72	72 Vote	NFL Star Is ... A Tree? 1	1
202	202 Vote	How to Make It Worse
118	118 Vote	Here's Why I'm Proud to Be Slaughtered
129	129 Vote	Why Do I Always Get Worse
124	124 Vote	Man Saves Ducklings From Fall and Returns Them to Their Mother and Just Like That, They're "Christians" Again
69	69 Vote	Remember When Democrats Used to Accurately Fill in Missing Bones When Reconstructing Dinosaurs
234	234 Vote	Recipes to Get You KILLED
141	141 Vote	"Warcraft" and Warcraft 2 Are Now Illegal, Thanks to Groundbreaking Experiment 1	1
50	50 Vote	Sarah Sanders Admitted to Making Contact With Extraterrestrials

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