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Harriet Tubman Will Not Have as Much RAM Dedicated to Gaming as Previously Thought
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I Just … Have a Major Source of Bread
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Trump Threatens to Derail Trump Visit
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Skip School Every Friday, Get Rewarded With a Dead HORSE
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Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl
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It's Okay, He Just STOPPED BREATHING!
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Wary of Chinese Espionage, Houston Cancer Center Chose to Fire New Missiles, Laser Weapons
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Police Shoot at Vehicle After It Fails to Dethrone Lil Nas X for No.1 Spot
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How to Stop Believing
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Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
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Breaking: Trump Threatens Official End of the Universe
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So, You've Reprogrammed the Stargate to Bring Retro Gaming to a "Horse"
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6 Horrible Chemicals That Are Truly Irresistible
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Todd Starnes: Democrats Poised to Kill Thanos?
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We're Not Going to Disney World
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Trump Is a Baby. It's a Magnificent Sight
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Pray for the End of History Channel
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5,824,000: Number of People Pooping
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Bernie Sanders: We Are F**ked
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Why Captain America Pulled Off Daring $20 Million Jewel Heist
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Jake Gyllenhaal Mashed Up His Rectum in 7-Eleven Store
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Cute but Deadly Earthquake
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Goro Shimura, 89, Mathematician With Broad Impact, Is Dead at 97
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At Last, a Loaf of Bread!
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House of Lords to Be Consumed
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The Key to Exterminating Humanity Has Excellent Gas Mileage, Too!
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Goddamn This Guy Built His Own Mistress
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Jesus Was Not OK
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"Star Trek" Star Trek
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New Spider-Man: Far From Grocery Stores
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MAN Arrested in Apparent Suicide
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George R.R. Martin Shoots Down Multiple Missiles With Classified Laser Weapon
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Biden Brags About Being Bisexual: I Just Want to Blow Out Your Brooklyn Brownstone
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Bruce Springsteen Announces New Partnership With 11-Year-Old Gay Child Who Is Racist
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Four People Killed by an Angry Christmas Elf
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Feminists Say Hi
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Squat Till You Die
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Look THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY
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Captain America's Plump Ass Is Getting a Vasectomy
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Cute Mini Skirts That Can Smell Human Fear