Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

errrik

Voted Headlines

130	130 Vote	Underboob Sweat Is a Thing
8	8 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work — Literally
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19