Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

errrik

Voted Headlines

130	130 Vote	Underboob Sweat Is a Thing
8	8 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work — Literally
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7