Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
149	149 Vote	BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
116	116 Vote	Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
205	205 Vote	I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
117	117 Vote	Today Sure Is Silly
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
91	91 Vote	Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
218	218 Vote	Maybe Don't Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer Is Pretty Profound
165	165 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Way Into Batman: Arkham City Demo
148	148 Vote	If Republicans Are So Crazy About Freedom, Why Are Europeans White?
165	165 Vote	King of Fighters Movie Will Be Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men