Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
2	2 Vote	Why People Hate You?
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
264	264 Vote	Disney Wants You to F@#k Off 1	1
156	156 Vote	FBI: We'll Give You Cancer
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset