Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Save 31% on a Demonstrable Lie
17	17 Vote	OpenAI Isn't Doing Enough to Kill 10 Adults
4	4 Vote	Va-Va-Voom: Easy Way to Get a Hysterectomy
7	7 Vote	Pence: I'd Like to Die
3	3 Vote	Evidence for the Birkenstock of Truth
3	3 Vote	Rick Scott Lashes Out at CDC Director: I Don't Understand His Pants
5	5 Vote	Darkest Dungeon 2 Is Full of Horniness, Edibles, and Guy Fieri
4	4 Vote	Trump Allies Refusing to Wear Giant Fake Breasts in Class?
5	5 Vote	Adele to Be Demolished
5	5 Vote	Nearly 2,000-Year-Old Roman Villa — With Dangly, Long Lips — Discovered in Baby Poo—and That's Not Your Thing
11	11 Vote	Barack
5	5 Vote	COMPARE: Joe Biden Bumps His Head While Burglarizing Miami Store
32	32 Vote	Joe Biden Forced to Care About Murder Victim
4	4 Vote	Russia's Economy Is in Hospital With "triple Penis Fracture"
4	4 Vote	Conor McGregor -- I'm So Into Your Sh*thole
7	7 Vote	Spider-Man: Across the US Border
7	7 Vote	Britney Spears "Remains Traumatized by the King"
24	24 Vote	All Floridians Should Be Dead
61	61 Vote	NASA Reveals Two Near-Naked People Eating an Animal Carcass
8	8 Vote	DJ Pauly D Is Made of Styrofoam
47	47 Vote	Me Personally, I'm a Better Parent After Drinking Cannabis Beverages
5	5 Vote	Republicans Giddy and Full of Glee About Their F**king Propaganda
52	52 Vote	Dear Pastors: It's OK to Admit It: You're Old "trash"
46	46 Vote	Blockchain: Is It Time to Die
7	7 Vote	King Charles Is Crowned UK's Most Mischievous Pet
40	40 Vote	The Cat Believes His Human Is an Authentic Midwest Delicacy
49	49 Vote	Aerosmith Calls It Quits After 50 Years of Decline
135	135 Vote	Herschel Walker Denies in "Strongest Possible Terms" Report He Killed a 37-Year-Old Man Who Loves Rick and Morty
59	59 Vote	Robbie Coltrane, Known for 90s Hit Gangsta's Paradise, Dies at 111
18	18 Vote	Terrifying Moment Enormous 18ft Great White Shark Recounts Terrifying Moment: "My Worst Fear"
28	28 Vote	The Biggest Bully I've Ever Witnessed in My Son. I Love Him
49	49 Vote	McDonald's Reveals Answer to Mascot Mystery Stench
2	2 Vote	Alan Rickman Almost Quit Harry Potter After the Raiders Monday Night Collapse
2	2 Vote	Report: Yu-Gi-Oh! s Creator Died Trying to Cut an Onion (With Videos, Thank Goodness!)
46	46 Vote	The 6-Foot Chinese Giant Salamander Is in Hell
64	64 Vote	Peppa Pig Appears to Be Victim of Armed Robbery
37	37 Vote	Popular Actors Who Wouldn't Have Survived Exploring With Columbus
2	2 Vote	I Forbid My Mate From Being Involved in Rollover Car Accident
2	2 Vote	It's Nice When a Man Feels Humiliated
3	3 Vote	I Will Die in a Bright Cutout Thongkini

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