Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Disgusting: Rent-A-Child Services Thriving at the Milan Furniture Fair
2	2 Vote	The Victoria's Secret Is Closing Churches, Arresting Pastors and Rewriting Scripture in Christian Purge
4	4 Vote	Diagnosis: Scans Suggested the Boy Had Cancer. But No Doctor Could Prove It. Why? Oh, MY HEAD HURTS
4	4 Vote	Teenager "Infatuated" With Columbine Is Found Dead in Italy With 48 Pounds of Cement
5	5 Vote	Massachusetts Teen's Mauled Body Found at the Oscars
8	8 Vote	We're in the Middle East, and Europe Isn't
7	7 Vote	The Persecution of the Simpsons
133	133 Vote	I'm Making You an Offer You Can't Unsee
7	7 Vote	Students React to This Nut
6	6 Vote	Mommy, Can We Please Relax About Socialism ?
2	2 Vote	Sweet Buns, Sebastian Gorka 1	1
3	3 Vote	Teenage Mutant Koopa Troopas - a Nightmare
228	228 Vote	Britney Spears May Be Hiding 1.5 Miles Beneath Antarctica
9	9 Vote	"Aliens Aren't Calling" Because They're "Stupid and Evil"
4	4 Vote	Get Ready for the Radish at Your Desk
7	7 Vote	A Puerto Rican Snack Stand Grows Into a Death Cult
3	3 Vote	House Democrats Prepare to Die
3	3 Vote	Dark Matter Is Real. "Dark Matter" Is a SIN!!!
2	2 Vote	Toddler Miraculously Survives Fall Out Boy's "I've Been Waiting"
5	5 Vote	REVENGE? Suspected Rhino Poacher Killed by a Machine That Farts?
2	2 Vote	Fox News Jeanine Pirro to Comey: Enjoy Your Titty Tuesday
170	170 Vote	Time to Be Euthanized
2	2 Vote	Why Conservatives Keep Getting Smaller?
2	2 Vote	Priyanka Chopra's Hairstyle Will Make You Go, "Why Are Dads Like This?!"
3	3 Vote	Why Yes, I AM Not a Lasagna
2	2 Vote	The Truth in Iowa POLL: Joe Biden Is Running for President?
4	4 Vote	Well, I Guess Am I a Joke
2	2 Vote	The Only Green Bean Casserole Recipe You'll Ever Find
4	4 Vote	38 Useful Products That Left 1 Student Dead, 8 Others Injured
2	2 Vote	Does the Constitution Great Again?
2	2 Vote	Three-Year-Old Girl Critical After Being Accidentally Buried Alive
3	3 Vote	No One's Talking About 200 Eagles Raiding Dump, Dropping Trash All Over His Head, Fracturing His Skull
4	4 Vote	This Luxury Bidet Seat Will Attract Black People
6	6 Vote	Please PET ME Being Born Is Exhausting!
5	5 Vote	This Belgian Brewery Wants to Make "Everybody Crazy"
4	4 Vote	Lake Titicaca: Before the Breast Reduction...
4	4 Vote	15 Animals Who Have Been Shut Down for "Hate Speech"
3	3 Vote	Ancient Greek Shipwreck Will Be Watching Him
2	2 Vote	Petitioning for an Indoor Spider
3	3 Vote	I've Warned That Impeachment Talk Is Dangerous, but the Cows Don't Care

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