Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	I Can't Believe That I'm Not Allowed to Use N-Word Insult
5	5 Vote	How Big Do My Balls Look From the Red Carpet
2	2 Vote	Surprising New Info About a Classmate's Plagiarized Poem?
6	6 Vote	I'll Be Safe Under the Rug
4	4 Vote	107 Poké Facts Every Trainer Should Know Before Ordering Another McFlurry
4	4 Vote	Illinois Rolls Out the Genetically Modified, Meatless "Impossible Burger" Made With 8,000 Diamonds!
6	6 Vote	The 22 Marvel Movies Are Shit
2	2 Vote	One Ice Cube, Two Ice Cube, Two Ice Cube, ANTARCTICA
2	2 Vote	Devil May Cry 5 Now Has a Clever Trick for Making Fun of Lisa Vanderpump's Teeth
4	4 Vote	The Man Who Claimed to Be Honest
3	3 Vote	My Lovely Wife Is Dismissed
9	9 Vote	4/20 Isn't Just a "Stoner" Holiday. It's an Abomination
2	2 Vote	Shop Worker "Gobsmacked" After Dog's £250 Haircut Turns Pet Into a Crater of Lava
65	65 Vote	A Rare Look Inside Your Neighbor's Window
2	2 Vote	3 Charged After Police Pursuit Ends in Hilarious Sensuous Twist
4	4 Vote	Bulbasaur Is Just Garbage
7	7 Vote	Trump Proposal Aims to Kill My Boy
3	3 Vote	Do You Do a "Damn Thing" on School Shootings
3	3 Vote	Anne Hathaway Explained Why She Stopped Breastfeeding Her Guide Dog in Tiny Brown Sack but It's So Freaking Adorable
6	6 Vote	The Incredibly Simple but Amazingly Effective Way to Hell
2	2 Vote	Dave Chappelle to Receive Presidential Medal of Hodor
57	57 Vote	Best Gifts Are Free, Just Like Slavery
7	7 Vote	A Driver Plowed Into a Showroom, and It's Weirdly Boring
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Is Finally Dead. The Collusion Delusion
44	44 Vote	When You First Activate Your Lightsaber, Ensure It Is Huge. [Video]
6	6 Vote	WHY? Oh, Why Am I Doing It Wrong
3	3 Vote	Nicolas Cage Sang a Sad/Angry Karaoke Rendition of "How Great Thou Art" in Tribute to Boyfriend Steve Kazee
4	4 Vote	Pearl Harbor Memorial to Be Transparent Skull
5	5 Vote	One Woman Is Pregnant, That's Not Surprising
3	3 Vote	And You Just Want to See Some Naked Butts
3	3 Vote	Dan Hoffman: My Wife Cheated, Ran Off With Head Injury
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Has "Untreated Syphilis"
2	2 Vote	Rep. Debbie Dingell Wants to Cuddle
2	2 Vote	When You See Godzilla: King of Weed Drinks
2	2 Vote	Psst! We've Found the One Dangerous Thing in My Kitchen
2	2 Vote	Mario Wolfs Down a Terrifying 45-Lbs Mosquito Samples
3	3 Vote	Police Officer, Looking for Creampie and Cumshot Vids
127	127 Vote	It's Happening! It's Really VERY SCARY
3	3 Vote	Alexa, Play a Sad Feeling of Loneliness
5	5 Vote	Tesla Mysteriously Bursts Into Tears

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