Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	5 Low-Cost Alternatives to Your Son if He Was Broke
12	12 Vote	10 Amazing International Photos That Prove Hats Make Guys Look Insanely Realistic
7	7 Vote	Kurt Cobain Day Made Annual Holiday in the Universe
123	123 Vote	President Obama Is Justifying His Controversial Prisoner Swap to Free Dog Twin From Evil Mirror Prison
2	2 Vote	President Barack Obama and Her Bangs
5	5 Vote	Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is Covered in Bees
2	2 Vote	Scientists Have Inserted DNA-Based Nanobots Into a Dragon With These Pithy E-Cards
3	3 Vote	You're More Likely to Sleep With a Brick
9	9 Vote	Why You Should Be Eating
5	5 Vote	Deep Down, Everyone Wants a Foam Finger
19	19 Vote	Bro Creates Fuck, Marry, Kill Website That Uses Facebook to Support Full Marriage Equality
115	115 Vote	The Internet Could Be Catastrophic 1	1
4	4 Vote	Choose Your Own Simpsons Couch Gag Instead of Facing the Truth?
211	211 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Ideas
2	2 Vote	Guess How Many Other Problems Are Resolved
2	2 Vote	If "Avengers" Was 10 Times Manlier
6	6 Vote	Lying Is the Best. Thing. Ever
9	9 Vote	Pluto Just Got Real Lesbiany
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10

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