Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

188	188 Vote	This $18 Flash Drive for $20 2	2
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2
175	175 Vote	You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace Your Blender for Under 25 Bucks
397	397 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human? 1	1
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
404	404 Vote	Why Do People Like Me
257	257 Vote	Good News: God Has a Mobile App Now [UPDATED]
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
2	2 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You While You Sleep at Night
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
9	9 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Guys Try to Protest Government Spending but Confuse Themselves Before They Disappear
234	234 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
3	3 Vote	9 Ways to Die
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
224	224 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
140	140 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Bagel
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5