Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
135	135 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Probably Be Low-Rated by Historians
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
225	225 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
107	107 Vote	My Year as an African Lion
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
206	206 Vote	Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche 1	1
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
491	491 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO 1	1
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
155	155 Vote	Wikipedia to Shut Up
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
91	91 Vote	Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
276	276 Vote	Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Seceding From the Union Anytime Soon
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
165	165 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Way Into Batman: Arkham City Demo
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
294	294 Vote	Gas Powered Games Now Available, Predictably Annoying to Download 1	1