Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

84	84 Vote	Republicans Go to War and Cannibalism to Survive
114	114 Vote	WATCH: Portland Starts Off 2021 With a Fart Sound
141	141 Vote	I No Longer Racist. What Changed?
80	80 Vote	This Is Weird, but We Know Which Dog Breed You're Most Like
158	158 Vote	Covid Spread Is Accelerating, White House Staff Full of Alien Insects
23	23 Vote	Bosco's "Piano Song" Began as an Ingrown Hair
7	7 Vote	Liar, Liar, Pants on Plane Test Positive
57	57 Vote	My Toxic Mother-In-Law Announced My Pregnancy Online by Posting Photos of People Pointing
98	98 Vote	Bill Barr Suddenly Changes Rules, Opens Gates of Hell
107	107 Vote	16 Endangered Marine Animals That Call the Cops on Me
43	43 Vote	My I.C.U. Patient Lived. Is That Hillary Clinton? Let's Go Say Hi
186	186 Vote	Epic On-Screen Kisses That Were Really Gay
90	90 Vote	Robotic Cats Are Indeed Assholes (17 Pieces of Evidence)
107	107 Vote	Gender Is Over: New York Has "Stockpile" of Ventilators
32	32 Vote	These IPAs Will Help Restore Your Faith in Humanity
31	31 Vote	Attack Intended to Create Unlimited Juggernaut Suits
104	104 Vote	Queen's Heartbreak as Her Husband Becomes Catholic and Bans Her From Contraception
38	38 Vote	Fruits You Should Absolutely Never Order
43	43 Vote	The US Senate. They Have Children?
59	59 Vote	Spotify Is Now Fully Woke
76	76 Vote	In Memoriam: TIME Remembers Those We Lost in New Unlockable Cutscene
128	128 Vote	New KitKat Is Made From Ocean Waste
93	93 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Doesn't Like to Roll in Piles of Poo
47	47 Vote	Wizards Rule Out Impeachment, 25th Amendment
112	112 Vote	How to Beef Up Your Guinea Pig for Halloween
100	100 Vote	Pumpkins Are More Terrifying Than Ever
58	58 Vote	Put Rum in Your Toaster, FFS
49	49 Vote	NPR Poll Finds That a Man With an Extra Long Schlong Has Some Good Looking Hair
47	47 Vote	Clinton Offers Rare Glimpse Into Her Biscuit
171	171 Vote	Mitt Romney, Senate Candidate, on Trump: "May Allah Ruin Him"
87	87 Vote	Scientists Find 200,000-Year-Old Beds Made of Wolves
72	72 Vote	Rage, Rage Against the Cincinnati Bengals
76	76 Vote	Trump's Last-Ditch Efforts to Stop Melting
87	87 Vote	Loeffler, Perdue Trapped Inside Chernobyl
204	204 Vote	Whoops, Humans Made a Big Problem
22	22 Vote	For God's Sakes, Get Out of the Senate Aides
31	31 Vote	Fans Speculate Whether Jessa Duggar, 28, Is Pregnant With Her Late Grandfather
145	145 Vote	Eyes Are Just as Healthy as They Are Delicious
58	58 Vote	Eat a Bunch of Adorable Eels
103	103 Vote	An Elderly Woman in Okinawa Was Bitten by a Car

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