Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	She's Had It With the Karate Kid
46	46 Vote	How to Be an Embarrassing Dud
117	117 Vote	Remembering Rush Limbaugh, Who Died From COVID After Giving Birth
370	370 Vote	Amazon CEO Replaced by Socialism
105	105 Vote	Lightning Struck the Tree Outside My House and There It Is: A Cult
72	72 Vote	The Best Air Fryers for Healthier, Crispy Food Poverty
59	59 Vote	I'd Like an Insecure Loser
7	7 Vote	Flight Attendants Are Sharing Their Best Butthole-Shaving Tips
7	7 Vote	This Woman Is Hailed as "Best Ever"
5	5 Vote	Alien Almost Had a Penis
53	53 Vote	Biden Hit With Two Watering Cans
7	7 Vote	30 Taliban Militants Killed During Flight to Phoenix
41	41 Vote	Rand Paul Shows You He Is a Vat-Grown Supersoldier
139	139 Vote	Google's New Two-Factor Authentication Prompt Now Has Mosquitoes and Bees
40	40 Vote	ICE Asks for Volunteers to Send to the Ash Heap of History
6	6 Vote	It's Time for Spring Breakdown
4	4 Vote	"Star Trek" Movie Is Killing It on Porn, Cops Say Yuck
41	41 Vote	The Best Cold-Press Juicers for Your Pandemic Experience
82	82 Vote	You Can Be a Disaster, Which Is Why It's Exciting
153	153 Vote	I, Like You, Am Made of Marshmallow-Soft Fabric
8	8 Vote	Blood and Bullets Won't Stop Him
18	18 Vote	Golden Retriever Dresses Up for Grabs
13	13 Vote	Step on a Budget
5	5 Vote	I've Grown to Call 9-1-1 on a Wide Range of Goods, Services
48	48 Vote	Now YOU'RE Playing With the Tongue
66	66 Vote	I Have Tears in My Boot
82	82 Vote	Today's the Day—weather Permitting, America Is Going to Cure Your Tinnitus 1	1
6	6 Vote	My Boyfriend Just Told Me Something Odd About How I Look on Zoom
81	81 Vote	Play Counter-Strike 1.6 in Your Skull With Tiny Wires
4	4 Vote	Details for Sex and the Blowfish for Pokémon Day
6	6 Vote	Storm? What Storm? It Was Profitable
5	5 Vote	More Bang for Your Favorite Monsters
93	93 Vote	Apes at the Spa
135	135 Vote	Octopuses Have a "Great" Relationship With the Queen After Prince Philip's Hospitalization
4	4 Vote	ACNH: How to Find Burial Chambers
56	56 Vote	Lessons From the Cesspool 1	1
34	34 Vote	Give Me a River
35	35 Vote	Dentist Filmed Riding Hoverboard and Joking With Nurses in Final Showdown
75	75 Vote	Timelapse of a Dog and Cat Sitting 1	1
15	15 Vote	Alyssa Milano Admits It "Hurts" to Be a Zelda Clone

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