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The Side Effect of Birth on the Moon!
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Google Admits to Spying on You to Understand
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Automatically Download Metadata for Your 12-Year-Old Self
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The Terrifying Ruling No One's Noticed ... Yet
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Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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Today Is a Mistake
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Oregon Teenager Found With Bombs, Allegedly Intended to Blow Up Government Building Sign Over Misspelled Word
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They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Chicago Man Caught Having Sex With Ghosts
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Why Yoko Ono Didn't Didn't Break Up Wedding Party With a Replica Plasma Cutter
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NYC Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000
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Some Racist Bullies Picked a Fight Between Superman and Nietzsche's Übermensch?
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Anxious Toddler Suffers Through His First Tweets
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Squid and Octopuses Traumatized by Cartoon Tea-Bagging
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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Baby Found Dead at 71
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Don't Be Mean to Me
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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U.S. Troops Train for Possible Kidney Stones
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Why the U.S. Being Planted With Corn?
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Reader Poll: Big Letters in Headlines?
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Is Her Axe
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Ski Mask-Wearing Woman Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again