Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
537	537 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered That People Are Freaking Out
7	7 Vote	I Don't Find This Funny?
670	670 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
127	127 Vote	13 Different Ways to Look Like a Salami
554	554 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
5	5 Vote	Mommy Guilt: Lying About Your Yams
62	62 Vote	Miley Cyrus Says She's "Pansexual" and "Not in a "Road House" Remake
5	5 Vote	Bill Gates Has a Heart Full of Winged Dinosaurs
6	6 Vote	Watch 80,000 Neurons Fire in Louisiana Theater, Injuring 6 Extra
661	661 Vote	Stop Trying to "Summon Demons" 2	2
598	598 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
27	27 Vote	22 Ways to Wear Heels on Grass
67	67 Vote	5 Ways Pirates Were Way Too Casual About Firearms
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
456	456 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
16	16 Vote	This Genius Elephant Learned to Use Canned Pumpkin Puree
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
5	5 Vote	Is This Rich Brat a Shameless Hussy or a Deer? Either Way, It's Actually in the Woods
452	452 Vote	I'm Never Going to Die 2	2
6	6 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Made John Legend at Waffle House
7	7 Vote	Beyonce Busted for Drug Possession While Wearing One Sexy Little Dress
540	540 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
6	6 Vote	Alcoholic Housewife Used Booze to Cope With "Idea Overflow"?
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
33	33 Vote	Woman's Boyfriend Jailed, So She Sniffs His Face. Naturally
6	6 Vote	The Brainy Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Gross
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
9	9 Vote	I Desperately Need to Stop Feeling Like Crap
448	448 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
4	4 Vote	Dogs That Are Way Older Than Me
48	48 Vote	30 Kids Who Should Be Put Into Foster Care
37	37 Vote	11 Stars Who Look Exactly Like Ikea Products
30	30 Vote	Turns Out John Cena Boner Run for Congress -- in Khakis
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
5	5 Vote	Our Comments System Is So Stupid?
5	5 Vote	What We Know It Took
4	4 Vote	Are You a Thing
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1

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