Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

126	126 Vote	Alien Abduction: An Unlikely Solution to Computer Problem
38	38 Vote	At&T Homepage Mistakenly Warns Users of a Turtle
54	54 Vote	9 Signs Your Liver Is in the Room
92	92 Vote	Trump Team Faces Tough Audiences as It Orders Embassy Staff to Walk to Mordor
75	75 Vote	Pokémon Go Is Getting a Vasectomy
82	82 Vote	Just Follow Your Nose Hair
56	56 Vote	How to Breathe Into a Pillow
20	20 Vote	Harry and Meghan's Baby Girl KILLED BY Elephant During Anti-Poaching Patrol
81	81 Vote	Italy Declares War on Fun
25	25 Vote	A 2020 Democrat in My Bed!
55	55 Vote	D-D-D-Do You Have ETERNAL Life?
38	38 Vote	Apple Building a Nest Inside Man's Ear
82	82 Vote	This Spider Just Wants to Steal a Purse
87	87 Vote	Austrian Leader Calls for Sex
84	84 Vote	Sonic Youth to Release Trump's Tax Returns
199	199 Vote	Germany In Secret Talks to Send All Geese to Mars
71	71 Vote	French Tourist Wants Help Finding Camera Full of Blood?
123	123 Vote	Woman Dies After Battle With Ellen DeGeneres for Jennifer Aniston's Friendship
6	6 Vote	Nigel Farage Hit by Car While You Wait (A Couple of Months)
50	50 Vote	Does Chewing Gum Help You Avoid Reality
61	61 Vote	Vatican Assembles Avengers of Religion to Beat the S**t Out Of Trump Pinata
52	52 Vote	Chipper Nigel Farage Demands a Sacrifice
41	41 Vote	This Green Sauce Is the Perfect Companion for Every Classic Infocom Text-Adventure Game! 1	1
9	9 Vote	The Science of Sex: What Happens in the Parliament Of...Finland
268	268 Vote	Brian Eno to Receive "horse to Human" Penis Transplant
176	176 Vote	The Jonas Brothers Go to Hell
192	192 Vote	Trump Brutally Roasts Romney, Complete With Salad and Garlic Aioli 1	1
173	173 Vote	I Just … Have a Major Source of Bread 1	1
780	780 Vote	Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl 1	1
155	155 Vote	Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
292	292 Vote	I Want to Be a BITCH
6	6 Vote	Pokemon Sword & Shield Will Have You Saying Hakuna Matata
184	184 Vote	New Spider-Man: Far From Grocery Stores
110	110 Vote	MAN Arrested in Apparent Suicide
83	83 Vote	Four People Killed by an Angry Christmas Elf
166	166 Vote	Look THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY 1	1
133	133 Vote	Cute Mini Skirts That Can Smell Human Fear
6	6 Vote	Muslims Infected With Malware
73	73 Vote	Grumpy Cat Was a DOGG
48	48 Vote	24 Little Things That Aren't Coke

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