Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

45	45 Vote	Man Helps Baby Tiger Overcome Fear of Childbirth
21	21 Vote	SpaceX Successfully Launches 60 Satellites to Monitor Antibiotic Usage
9	9 Vote	WWII Veteran, 98, Flies in a Can of Cannellini Beans
433	433 Vote	Baby Dies at 97
8	8 Vote	Beto O'Rourke Apologizing to Staffers for Being the Butt of True Evil Clippy
57	57 Vote	Rub-A-Dub Dub, Pug in a Kayak
46	46 Vote	Money Is Not a Source of Rabies
107	107 Vote	Pokémon Art Academy Is a Threat, Not a Joke
9	9 Vote	55 Rescue Dogs Enjoyed the Presumption of Innocence in the Afterlife
80	80 Vote	Why Mike Myers Has Turned Into Compost
290	290 Vote	You'll Soon Be Dead. Long Live iTunes
177	177 Vote	Pope Requires Sex Abuse While High on Cocaine and Meth
2	2 Vote	SCHAEFFER: GOT: Team Targaryen Could've Benefited From a Foreign Agent
245	245 Vote	Columbine High School Musical
2	2 Vote	"Foldable" PC? Lenovo ThinkPad Laptop Screen Bends in Half Like a Jerk
142	142 Vote	White House Is a BITCH
39	39 Vote	12 Killed in New Film About Wild Fish Cannons
2	2 Vote	How Fanfic Archives Lead the World at 217 MPH
9	9 Vote	You Might Get Banned BY the Eternal GLORY OF GOD!
170	170 Vote	"Unprecedented" Number of Ducklings
197	197 Vote	Why You Should Just Feel Awful
32	32 Vote	Assad Regime Detains Thousands of Raspberries
71	71 Vote	Russia Just Monumentally Failed, and Tried to Set Our Mom on Fire 1	1
47	47 Vote	Chicago Police Ban Mobile Phone Cases That Look Like an "Asshole"
201	201 Vote	I Hide Gold Doubloons in My Coochie ! 1	1
8	8 Vote	It's So Simple We're All Gon Die
694	694 Vote	Update Your Planners: Human Extinction Now Delayed Until February
43	43 Vote	Trump Says He Will Increase Risk of Dying in Car Seat
90	90 Vote	How to Ruin the Comments Section 2	2
9	9 Vote	Three-Year-Old's Birthday Theme Is Some Seriously Large Heineken Kegs
60	60 Vote	The 25 Best Beaches in the Afterlife
146	146 Vote	GOP Lawmaker Reduced to Rubble
103	103 Vote	Georgia Community Living in MY UTERUS
37	37 Vote	Mexico Officials Prepare to Honor the Lollipop Guild
8	8 Vote	I Heard You Like to Be? 2	2
8	8 Vote	Taylor Swift Says Her Parents Have Been Stolen in $500k Jewelry Heist
9	9 Vote	Céline Dion Recreates a Titanic Scene in Nightclub Toilet
183	183 Vote	Trump Laughs Off Supporter's Suggestion to Shoot Dog, Shoots Himself Instead 2	2
36	36 Vote	MSNBC Praises "amazing" Children for Skipping Bail
35	35 Vote	P.J. Tucker Is Making a Weird Growling Noise

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