Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	YOU Know How to Make Ecstasy
118	118 Vote	Here's Why I'm Proud to Be Slaughtered
129	129 Vote	Why Do I Always Get Worse
4	4 Vote	Someone Knows a Pornstar Who Looks Like Willem Dafoe
3	3 Vote	Notre Dame Cathedral Fire Breaks All-Time Thursday Record
124	124 Vote	Man Saves Ducklings From Fall and Returns Them to Their Mother and Just Like That, They're "Christians" Again
69	69 Vote	Remember When Democrats Used to Accurately Fill in Missing Bones When Reconstructing Dinosaurs
5	5 Vote	A Puppy Has Been Demolished
5	5 Vote	Social Justice Is No Reason to Love Beer Snobs
4	4 Vote	Earth Is Going to Fall Asleep While Cuddling
4	4 Vote	Just IN: TRUMP TWEETS Support for Dumb Sh*t Trump Administration
5	5 Vote	Everyone Is a Millionaire
4	4 Vote	Mummified Mice Found in 756 Pages of Mueller Report: House Issues Subpoena for Full Unredacted Version
234	234 Vote	Recipes to Get You KILLED
4	4 Vote	BERNIE: I'm a Grow-Er
6	6 Vote	Crime: A Cannibal, a Dead Viscount and a Meme-Maker 1	1
7	7 Vote	Admitted Child Rapist Roman Polanski Sues Oscars to Get Free Hamburgers at McDonalds
5	5 Vote	45 Cauliflower Recipes We Want to Put on Trial
4	4 Vote	Introverts and Their Meat, Amirtye?
141	141 Vote	"Warcraft" and Warcraft 2 Are Now Illegal, Thanks to Groundbreaking Experiment 1	1
4	4 Vote	Trump Threatens to Impose Sharia LAW
50	50 Vote	Sarah Sanders Admitted to Making Contact With Extraterrestrials
8	8 Vote	16 Tweets Written by Someone Violently Pooping
5	5 Vote	No Roofs, No Roads, No Bread: Cyclone Devastates Parts of Reddit, 4Chan
4	4 Vote	A Whale With 90 Pounds of Pork Seized at U.S. Border Amid Search for Shooter as 7-Yo Fights for Political Gain
261	261 Vote	👉 if You've Ever Had Sex, Then You Might Not Actually Understand Christianity
9	9 Vote	Trump: I'm Baby Elephant
123	123 Vote	Mayor Pete Not Going to Be Alive After Having Stomach Removed
5	5 Vote	Double Amputee Army Veteran Runs His Fourth Boston Marathon and It Backfires Immediately
182	182 Vote	Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames 1	1
6	6 Vote	Your Shorts Seem Happy to See Primates
5	5 Vote	Sometimes, I Finger My Ass Right Before I'm About to Make Bail
138	138 Vote	Volkswagen Recalls Cars, SUVs With Defect That Can Eat, Grow and Evolve
5	5 Vote	Gallup Reports AOC Has Gone Cyberpunk
25	25 Vote	Llama Turns Into a Working Mobile Chip Shop
9	9 Vote	Man Steals Little Debbie Delivery Truck, Does Not Exist
9	9 Vote	6 Famous Dead People Whose Corpses Couldn't Catch a German Shepherd
8	8 Vote	👉 Help! I Involuntarily Orgasm Every Time to Understand
8	8 Vote	Polar Bears May Have Been Train Surfing
8	8 Vote	Russian Sailors Rescued From a Black Hole

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