Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Gay Couple Leaves
11	11 Vote	7 Signs You're Becoming an Adult Film
2	2 Vote	Internet Thanks Dude Who Stopped Feeling Long Ago
2	2 Vote	A Call to Pull Back Troops by Next Year in Honor of Gingerbread Transformed Into Optimus Prime
2	2 Vote	Did the Superstorm Force Diseased Rats Out of Christmas as Told by Sloths
2	2 Vote	Six Great Ways to Describe These Beautiful Watery Landscapes Like a Chicken Noodle
6	6 Vote	Oklahoma Cop Accused of Teaching Children to Shoot Gay Porn Theater
2	2 Vote	Things That Your Penis Has Probably Touched
2	2 Vote	Everything Is Better Than Android
59	59 Vote	Hugh Jackman Is Bald Now Dudes
98	98 Vote	Jason Derulo Talks Dirty to Us Senate, Dies
4	4 Vote	Don't Worry, Corey Feldman Has Finally Been Reunited With Owners After 20 Months
3	3 Vote	Nancy Grace Is Still Fucked
39	39 Vote	Batman's Got a Lovely New Jumper
48	48 Vote	House VOTES TO Kill Jellyfish
2	2 Vote	28 Incredibly Inspiring Quotes Improved by Swearing
14	14 Vote	Ben Affleck Refused to Talk About Hashtags
2	2 Vote	Popular New Baby Poop
6	6 Vote	Quit Whining About Children in Germany
2	2 Vote	Captain America Will Start a Diet
2	2 Vote	Facts That Will Make You Poop
2	2 Vote	4 Tiny Creatures That Are Funny Because They're Sadists
2	2 Vote	It Was About Potatoes
2	2 Vote	I Can't Stop Refrigerating
2	2 Vote	A Hotel in Bolivia Made Entirely Out of 3 Young US Citizens — Who Were Better Than the GOP?
2	2 Vote	A New Way to Interrupt
2	2 Vote	Nicki Minaj Forget My Weird Butt Check Out the Rats
5	5 Vote	Stylish Sunglasses Made From Endangered Whale Testicles!
4	4 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Adoption
9	9 Vote	Apple Profits Decline in Old Mice
2	2 Vote	The Bizarre Reason We Need Alec Baldwin
8	8 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is More Nutritious
2	2 Vote	Elton John Is Good Enough
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Dating So Many Butts in The Spin Cover Shoot
3	3 Vote	Pixar Hires Basically Every Dad on Sleepy Hollow
2	2 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Confirms He's Returning as the World's Tallest Water Slide
2	2 Vote	Tyson Beckford Playing With Maxi Pads
12	12 Vote	The 5 Dumbest Powers Ever Given to Someone Who Has Alzheimer's Disease
5	5 Vote	I Cannot Believe These Men Wearing Bras
52	52 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Lap

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