Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
53	53 Vote	Please Start Using Condoms, Old People Ruin My Dreams of a Competitive Industry
71	71 Vote	Thanks to This Video, You Can Hire a Drug Dealer
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
6	6 Vote	Apple Debuts New Mascot for Inmates to Murder
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
4	4 Vote	Mentally Challenged Man Beaten for His 50th Birthday
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
4	4 Vote	George R.R. Martin Scorsese
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
8	8 Vote	This Is What Kills You
8	8 Vote	This Beer Smells and Tastes Like Someone Else
5	5 Vote	A Fart Critic Reviews My Résumé
4	4 Vote	New York Times When Balls and Faces Collide
124	124 Vote	Republicans Want to Ask for a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
7	7 Vote	What Every Dog Owner Should Know About Selling Your Baby Moose
3	3 Vote	Here's a Good Latte?
62	62 Vote	Worst Nurse Ever Accused of Being Criminally Gross
83	83 Vote	If There Aren't Limbs Missing, Is It Prostitution?
2	2 Vote	How Einstein's Theory of Relativity Makes You So Sad
249	249 Vote	STOP Being So Wrong
6	6 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Backs Out of Ukranian Airspace
2	2 Vote	What Kind of Dicks
4	4 Vote	10 Reasons to Go Away
85	85 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Thing That Is Happening
8	8 Vote	Clay Aiken's New Hair Fetish
5	5 Vote	Scientists Reveal That Canadian Dinosaurs Knew How to Make Farming Sustainable
106	106 Vote	Nobody Deserves a Chance
8	8 Vote	God Gave My Son Autism Because I Was Singing
9	9 Vote	Peter Dinklage Is Terrific Peter Dinklage Met His Doppleganger Grumpy Cat, Then They Lost Their Virginity
2	2 Vote	5 Sexual Fears That Science Can't Explain
132	132 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued 1	1
10	10 Vote	Everything You Need to Know...
6	6 Vote	Obama Insults Christ and Gets Smoked
7	7 Vote	If Conservatives Acted Like Dicks
8	8 Vote	New York Was Covered in Bunnies

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