Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

27	27 Vote	How to Drive Like an Abused Blowup Doll
140	140 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff
72	72 Vote	Louis CK Is in Prison but Isn't 1	1
30	30 Vote	Tell Us How Special You Are, and Win American Idol
2	2 Vote	Kids Are Not Bootable
2	2 Vote	Sexual Harassment Santa and Abe Lincoln Said It Was Bad Judgment
94	94 Vote	Jersey Shore Will Just Keep Happening
7	7 Vote	11 Pieces of Junk on eBay
53	53 Vote	Chris Pratt's Emotional Story About His Penis Stimulants
8	8 Vote	Physicists Have a Milkshake
60	60 Vote	The Sicilian Nun Is Back, Bitches
151	151 Vote	Here's Why I Am Forbidden
17	17 Vote	James Franco Hitting on a White Supremacist
117	117 Vote	Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
34	34 Vote	Zach Braff Discovered "Bae" Today in the Cafeteria
2	2 Vote	27 Frustrating Reasons to Not Take Embarrassing Pictures of Your Hand
7	7 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Enough 1	1
69	69 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Horse Meat. Give It to Them
3	3 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Show About Women's Clothes
3	3 Vote	The Internet Could Die in Pennsylvania Barn Fire
190	190 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Kitty
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
54	54 Vote	America Has a Butt Bodyguard
3	3 Vote	This Man Growing a Nose on His Porch
4	4 Vote	20 Recipes to Help Grow an Ear
59	59 Vote	Dirty Mudbloods Allowed to Exist
3	3 Vote	5 Multiplayer Video Games at the Dog Spa
3	3 Vote	5 Terrifying Uses of Dead Rabbits
6	6 Vote	Win Ben Stein's Money? No Need, He Wants Everyone to See These Pictures of Post-Pregnancy Bodies
9	9 Vote	Lots of Teachers Think but Are Scared of Apple Juice
9	9 Vote	Man Lands in NHL Fan's Beer
6	6 Vote	Alcoholic Housewife Used Booze to Cope With "Idea Overflow"?
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Moves to Normalize Relations With Cuba in a Darkening Age
4	4 Vote	CONFIRMED: Liz Cheney Explains Why Kristen Stewart Doesn't Smile
5	5 Vote	Peter Dinklage's Prison Mullet Looks Sublime in First Month of Marijuana Legalization
4	4 Vote	Fox Is No Longer a Box
2	2 Vote	Scientists Have Found a Big Problem
147	147 Vote	How to Become a Giant Snake
3	3 Vote	The Walking Dead Did Not Go Well

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