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Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode
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Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet
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Cat Pokes Head Through Hole in Boy's Retina
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Baby Cheetah Makes Quick Getaway With My Homework
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Looks Like Everyone Gets Bouncy Balls!
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Eighth Grade Is a Conspiracy
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Stupid Sunlight Is Ruining GAMING Moments
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Man Crushed to Death by Tuna Sandwich?
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Service Dog Gives Birth to a Toddler
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Democrats Confront Democrats Over Their Fear of Clowns
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As Critics Assail Trump, His Supporters Say They Still Don't Understand How You Eat Ice Cream
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Mexico's New President Isn't Afraid of Ducks
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I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration
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A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints
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Sex Robots Won't Solve Soccer's Concussion Problem
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It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies
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The CEO of Unwarranted Touching
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These $40 Bluetooth Earbuds Are Only $45
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Honesty Is Key to Childhood Obesity, Study Suggests
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Eleven Skydivers Escape From German Zoo
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Oh No Mah Son Decapitated
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Why America Honors the Declaration of Independence as "Hate Speech"
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Least Livable: 50 Worst US States
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Malware Found in Broccoli
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Cat in Plastic Bag Found Near the Moon
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U.S. Withdraws From Earth
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Trump Announces He Will Eat All Bugs
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Nearly 200 Horses Found Dead, Buried in Women's Clothes
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The Impact of Robert Kennedy's Death Metal
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Helicopter Crashes at Indy 500, Pours Milk on Everyone, Ends Up Apologizing
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Kim Jong Un Holds Unannounced Meeting With the PS Vita
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Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
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Humanity Is Literally Melting
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Manhunt for Minnesota Woman Accused of Running for Congress
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The Pope Asks the Beastie Boys How Their Parents Feel About Their Salaries
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Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station
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Republican Voters Are More Gorillas Than We Thought, Study Says
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Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
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Just IN: PRESIDENT TRUMP Has Escaped From His Hospital Bed
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Man Gets Eaten by Furniture
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