Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

dandylion90

Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
218	218 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3