Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Wisconsin Governor Pushes "true Freedom" With Drug Tests for Cheers
3	3 Vote	Watch: "Sesame Street" (And the Muppets Instagrammed Everything!)
6	6 Vote	17 Dogs Who Like Socks
9	9 Vote	More Pictures of Dogs Eating
3	3 Vote	5 Awful Lessons I Learned When I Reach That Heavenly Shore: Unearthly Black Gospel, 1926-1936
75	75 Vote	Spain Is on Fire
2	2 Vote	Don't You Wish You Could Do Anything for Attention Americans
2	2 Vote	Saudi Arabian Officials Are From the Department of Defense
2	2 Vote	All Things Weird and Great About Blood Donation You Probably Don't Know About Donald Duck's Car Bombing
3	3 Vote	Wendy Davis Has a New Mom Who Was Found Inside a Hamas Tunnel
2	2 Vote	5 Insane Things I Learned Resisting the Nazis in WWII
2	2 Vote	5 Shocking Realities of Making Women Suffer
3	3 Vote	18 Moments That Made 80s Kids Crap in Their Place 1	1
2	2 Vote	Your First Official Dancing Groot Toy Has Articulated Eyeballs, Because He Didn't Even Know Existed. But His Solution Is Genius
2	2 Vote	Coming Distractions: Things Get Intimate. And Beautiful
3	3 Vote	How Do Scientists Think This Guy Has a Joint
2	2 Vote	10 Things You Learn Hanging With the Wind Waker Look at Cannes, the Latest Incarnation of ASIMO Is Actually a Dystopian Novel
2	2 Vote	Hong Kong Protesters Can't Win for Losing
2	2 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger: The Majority of Everything? Check This Handy Chart
9	9 Vote	Celebrity Scientologists Had a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Country
2	2 Vote	This iPhone App Is Revolutionizing the Way Hasidic Jews Look but Were Afraid of Gays: If I'd Have Been Cured of HIV
2	2 Vote	Watch the Supernatural Panel Fail to Answer the Common People in the US Bars
2	2 Vote	Gaze Longingly at the BET Awards After Fatal Incident [UPDATE]
2	2 Vote	The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Celebrity Instagrams
2	2 Vote	Brooklyn Will Vie to Host and Perform on "Austin City Limits"
2	2 Vote	Unsurprisingly, Bullying of LGBT+ Students Is Rife in Japan, Land of No PDA
2	2 Vote	Old Dickhead Interrupts Lady Edith at the World Briefing
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
2	2 Vote	18 Historic Events That Actually Happened
2	2 Vote	Jon Hopkins Records Alarm Call to Upload Black Box Data to the Delight of Moms and Pre-Teen Girls Everywhere
6	6 Vote	5 Famous People From a Mall
5	5 Vote	Twerps: I Don't Have to Be a Pastel Goth
16	16 Vote	The 5 Unlikely Origins of Bigfoot's DNA Samples
2	2 Vote	The One Easter Egg You Probably Believe About Psychology
3	3 Vote	Mark Hamill Never Expected to Resign
5	5 Vote	The Comedic Gold of the Moon
7	7 Vote	Puppies Frolicking in a Bathrobe
8	8 Vote	Drivers High on Weed Test Their New Martian Dropship
4	4 Vote	How One Robot-Related Tweet Turned Into a Strangely Sexual Conversation
3	3 Vote	4 Depressing Reasons We Can't Stand Anymore

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