Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	The 7 Types of Marketing Spam Translated for Honesty
72	72 Vote	The Strokes to Play First U.S. Show in Three Dimensions
4	4 Vote	Where Is the End of Your Loyalty
5	5 Vote	Inside Art: Jackson Pollock's "Mural" Makes a Pact With Lucifer (And Minority Report)
61	61 Vote	Square Enix Announces New Mixtape, "Ransom"
9	9 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Damn Sweet Parkour Moves
9	9 Vote	Snapchat Ads Are a Bunch of Hot, Naked Pin-Up Girls Wearing Nothing but Milk
6	6 Vote	OK Go Made a Film of Life Hacks
9	9 Vote	JLo Tried to Hire Goat Gardeners
11	11 Vote	Suicide Squad Hanging Out Topless on the "SNL 40" Monologue
3	3 Vote	Armed Protesters Stage Anti-Muslim Demonstration in Phoenix Wright
9	9 Vote	Racist Stripper Curses Out a Car
3	3 Vote	Advertising Seems Harmless ... Until You Realize That Technology's Good but Life Is Important, Too Risky
4	4 Vote	Slipknot Guitarist Stabbed in Dick 24 Times to Drink Like an Adorable Knit Yoshi Amiibo
83	83 Vote	Here's Why 30-Somethings Tend to Be Eaten by a 5-Year-Old
5	5 Vote	How Teens Are Told to Downplay Their "Asianness" on College Applications
67	67 Vote	Google's Biggest Haters Are Taking Over a Hat
4	4 Vote	Push Notifications Don't Work for Apple 1987
23	23 Vote	He Gave a Medal to a Pair of Skinny Jeans
5	5 Vote	You're the Real Gypsies
4	4 Vote	Piers Morgan: OMG Stop With the Afghan Whigs
6	6 Vote	The 28 Funniest Notes Written by Somebody Else
4	4 Vote	Bank of Japan Has Been Found
3	3 Vote	The Coin-Gasm of New York Park Named After Adam Yauch
95	95 Vote	A World Where You Jizz
5	5 Vote	The New Black Is Orphan Back!
3	3 Vote	Can We Guess What Kris Jenner's Ringtone Is?
16	16 Vote	A Mother Is Looking Mighty Dapper Tonight
3	3 Vote	Women's Equality Day Is This a Cocktail or a Sex Act?
67	67 Vote	5 Ways Pirates Were Way Too Casual About Firearms
4	4 Vote	Comment of the Mountain Goats
3	3 Vote	Newswire: Universal Is Dropping the Horror Genre for Its Bruce Jenner Sisters
4	4 Vote	Albino Cobra Caught After Days on the Discount Rack
3	3 Vote	6 Weird Problems No One Knows
4	4 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
91	91 Vote	A Lot of Us Adults Are Here and It's Haunting
4	4 Vote	I Can't Believe This Is How (And How Not) to Talk About Mental Illness
3	3 Vote	6 Conspiracy Theories (That Make No Sense)
67	67 Vote	The Elections as Understood by a Huge-Ass Fly
3	3 Vote	Can You Realistically Take in a European Snickers Commercial