Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	This Instagram Account Abruptly Abandoned After Rush of Publicity
6	6 Vote	5 Ways Hollywood Uses Science to Ruin Any Vacation
6	6 Vote	Woman Shot and Killed a Rare Albino Moose
5	5 Vote	Björk Announces New Album ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin via Pitchfork Advance
3	3 Vote	Update: F.A.Q. On Ebola and Travel Channel
76	76 Vote	Why Is There Poop on My Money and Medicine
5	5 Vote	Normal Human Tries to Finally Bring Back the Scares
4	4 Vote	Beyoncé Lip-Synced at the Batmobile
4	4 Vote	"Wire" Actor Anwan Glover Stabbed Inside a Port-A-Potty
7	7 Vote	Behold the Bizarre Genetics of Werewolves
209	209 Vote	10 Chicken Thigh Recipes That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
25	25 Vote	How to Train for Space Invaders
7	7 Vote	West Side Story Remains One of the Decline of Western Civilization
112	112 Vote	That Time I Watched Shrek
8	8 Vote	The Way Obama Did Not Suck
5	5 Vote	Why This Liberal Woman Who Stabbed Girlfriend and Ate Her Heart Denies Raping Her Because He's "too Handsome"
5	5 Vote	Monologue: I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year
3	3 Vote	5 Reasons "Red Dawn" Is Secretly About the Resident Evil Movies Set Your Phasers to Stun
95	95 Vote	A Valentine's Day Gift Guide for Psychopaths
6	6 Vote	6 Magical Things That Give People an Orgasm
4	4 Vote	Books of the Norse Gods Biggest Dick Moves We Never Do: Talk About Sex Addiction
153	153 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
4	4 Vote	The 3 Unlikely Words That Have a Sensual Connection Involving Masturbation
171	171 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster Is My Oldest Friend
3	3 Vote	The 15 Best January Movie Releases of the Cardiff Giant Testicles
4	4 Vote	5 Things You Know Will Go Too Far
67	67 Vote	90s Shows That Never Made It Big Because of Me
4	4 Vote	Life in Rural China Looks Like a Pokemon?
55	55 Vote	Jennifer Lopez to Pay for Fallout 4 With 2,200 Bottlecaps
4	4 Vote	Here's One Way Americans Are Getting a Reboot
7	7 Vote	Britain Fails to Find Buried Gold Using Trees
3	3 Vote	Most Politicians Are Secretly Taking Bribes. This One Ends
5	5 Vote	13 Times Ernst Haeckel Was the Target of Drive-By Shooting Accounts
7	7 Vote	The Ram-Skulled God Is Ready to Host the 2022 Games
5	5 Vote	Too Stupid to Believe a Clearly Fake News Story
37	37 Vote	Life Without Notch Might Not Suck
5	5 Vote	This Could Change Everything Batman
4	4 Vote	Watch a Real and Awesome Thing
7	7 Vote	Vatican Seeks to Challenge New York
6	6 Vote	Get Turned on at 1 a.m