Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

145	145 Vote	Feed Your Inner Bitch
8	8 Vote	I'd Like to Bring Gender Equality to the Eiffel Tower
13	13 Vote	29 Reasons to Fall in Love With a Fork
7	7 Vote	Have You Heard the Very Important Story That the FriendZone Is Bullshit
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
57	57 Vote	25 Signs You Drink Like a Homeless Man. The Reason Is Fantastic
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
161	161 Vote	Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
35	35 Vote	19 People Shot at Disneyland, Without Permission
22	22 Vote	A Guide to Having Sex in Medieval Times
36	36 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
25	25 Vote	10 Reasons Why Water Is Ridiculously Cute
158	158 Vote	32 Pictures of My Couch
94	94 Vote	This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Hair
52	52 Vote	Dear Advertisers: Please Stop Telling the Truth
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1