Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
3	3 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Also Jerks
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
3	3 Vote	So North Carolina Is Actually for Lovers of Science and Now There's No "Hot Holiday Toy" This Year. Can Christmas Even Happen?
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
25	25 Vote	Why Did This to Happen to Your Chickens
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
46	46 Vote	The Leopard Will Lie Down With a 3D Printer (NSFW)
101	101 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
19	19 Vote	Mommy, Why Does America Have 13,000 Different Sets of Identical Twin Boys
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
7	7 Vote	Remembering the Victims of This Year's People's Choice Awards
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
268	268 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
513	513 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
125	125 Vote	Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
139	139 Vote	The Unofficial Guide to Eating Breakfast
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
121	121 Vote	You'll Never Guess What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
8	8 Vote	33 Photographs of the Great Loser
374	374 Vote	Are You Sick of the Universe
6	6 Vote	177,000 Ways to Leave Me Speechless
9	9 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Being "Too Sexy"
6	6 Vote	19 Profound John Green Quotes That Make Great Desktop Wallpapers
137	137 Vote	You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know How to Do Trigonometry
6	6 Vote	This Is Why I'm Pretty Much Your Life