Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
97	97 Vote	Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
85	85 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
20	20 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Your Arm
48	48 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
65	65 Vote	You Can Be Strangely Arousing
59	59 Vote	26 Signs You Might Live in France
94	94 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Believe in Science Textbooks
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
18	18 Vote	What You Think You Know About Penises Is Wrong
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
49	49 Vote	This Woman Has the Power of Racism
206	206 Vote	For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
9	9 Vote	This Congresswoman Thinks You Are Too Damn Sexy
269	269 Vote	10 Awkward Moments When You Die
64	64 Vote	Police Say Hello
111	111 Vote	Report: 70 Bags of Heroin Found in Astronaut's Helmet
92	92 Vote	Try Not to Be a Walrus
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
151	151 Vote	A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Became a Meal
18	18 Vote	Watch This Professional Sports League Make a Classy Egg Sandwich
19	19 Vote	Honk if You Believe in the Arctic Owl
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
12	12 Vote	Why Female Characters Boobs Are So Fun

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