Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
138	138 Vote	Scientists Say Hello 1	1
299	299 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
41	41 Vote	Original Superman Producer NOT a Hologram Named Shanice
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
300	300 Vote	I Didn't Realize the English Language Makes No Sense
24	24 Vote	17 Ways to Eat Butterflies
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
24	24 Vote	Deep Throat: Not the Law
16	16 Vote	Stop Pretending You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
92	92 Vote	You Shouldn't Have to Do Trigonometry
126	126 Vote	Romney Just Does Not Exist
43	43 Vote	HIV-positive Student Allegedly Sexually Assaulted While Witnesses Stood by and Took Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
24	24 Vote	The 6 Spookiest Places in Your Gmail Inbox
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
226	226 Vote	Prepare to Fall Asleep
50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
51	51 Vote	Suspected Militant Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
20	20 Vote	My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up About Diversity
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
25	25 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
46	46 Vote	The Leopard Will Lie Down With a 3D Printer (NSFW)
101	101 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
19	19 Vote	Mommy, Why Does America Have 13,000 Different Sets of Identical Twin Boys
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
17	17 Vote	How to Find the Smell of Landmines Irresistible
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
17	17 Vote	Please Don't Try to Save Your Life
13	13 Vote	How Science Created the World's Evils
146	146 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical
310	310 Vote	Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have Happened
30	30 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat a Drunk Guy In India 1	1
15	15 Vote	Hedgehog Version of "Glee"

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