Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

82	82 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in "The History of You Bitch"
50	50 Vote	Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
22	22 Vote	10 Movies That Made Bath Time Great
130	130 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
107	107 Vote	I'll Gladly Give You Nightmares
17	17 Vote	What You're Really Saying With Your Derp
127	127 Vote	Terrifying 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
19	19 Vote	What 16 Normal Things Look Like Presidents
34	34 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at the Males
2	2 Vote	The Great Library at Alexandria Was Destroyed by a Cop
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
19	19 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in Landslides
18	18 Vote	21 Totally Adorable Homemade Valentines to Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
74	74 Vote	More Accurate Titles for This Fucking Panda
70	70 Vote	White House for Sale on Etsy
23	23 Vote	How to Make Less Money Than Romney
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
180	180 Vote	Why You're So Very, Very Wrong
31	31 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
97	97 Vote	Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
85	85 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
20	20 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Your Arm
48	48 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes

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