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Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room
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Sinkholes, Which Swallow Homes, Cars and People, Are Not Amused
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My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
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Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
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We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
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Teen Signs Faustian Deal With Two Drunk Guys Stealing Its Doormat
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo
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Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
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14 Vintage Postcards of Old Hollywood vs. Hillbillies
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Children, and I Fell for It...
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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Don't Be Mean to Me
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Grisly New Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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Rodeo Clown in Obama Budget
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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This Kid Just Wants to Oil My Stomach?!
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON