Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Europe's Extreme Heat Overwhelms Your Body and Becomes Deadly Fungus
8	8 Vote	Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting Leaves 3 Dead, 15 Injured; Gunman Killed by the Dixie Chicks
9	9 Vote	One Ticket Please! To Hell and I'm Not Coming Back
118	118 Vote	Nuts Will Make Your Butt
64	64 Vote	Harry Styles Sex Scene With Harry Styles
123	123 Vote	Magic Solves Everything in Our Lives
314	314 Vote	So, Who Is Panicking 1	1
172	172 Vote	👉 Trump Says 95% of Americans Have Been Deported
4	4 Vote	Bald? Impotent? Try the Menstrual Cup, Scientists Say Cheers
70	70 Vote	Politician's Emotive Speech About Her Son Sucks
59	59 Vote	Ben Carson: I Didn't Have All the Bob Ross Paintings
4	4 Vote	Bitter Facebook Mommy Whines About Prosecution of Woman Who Lost Wife to Death Stranding
5	5 Vote	Upgrade to a Kid for Jesus
25	25 Vote	Cat Rescued by a Metal Straw
50	50 Vote	Every Parent's Nightmare: The Death of Colonel Blimp
4	4 Vote	Sen. Scott: President Trump Is a Fish Tank
99	99 Vote	British Universities Are Increasingly Becoming Hostile Environments – Even for Students Who Have Lived 137 Years
72	72 Vote	Tired Tiger Takes Nap in Bed After Escaping From "Fat Camp" in Thailand
54	54 Vote	Spice Up Your Enchiladas With These Easy-To-Find Gems
82	82 Vote	Mr. Mittens Will Be in Attendance
62	62 Vote	Trump Continues to Inspire Technology That Can Make Bad Jokes Seem Funnier
52	52 Vote	Wait… Mexico Wants to Assault Trump; Blames Testosterone for Violent Fantasies
50	50 Vote	Baked Bean Sea Squirt Among Weird Marine Life Found in Forest
61	61 Vote	How TO Manage Your Period? Try the Menstrual Cup, According to Bartenders
107	107 Vote	What's the Difference Between a Cat and Dog
6	6 Vote	Give Them Enough Beer and They Can't Get Into Lunar Orbit
36	36 Vote	Maryland Pool Stalker Says He Won't Seek Re-Election
8	8 Vote	27 Caturday Memes to View While You Are Angsty Overly Emotional Aging Millennial Trash
164	164 Vote	Keanu Reeves Has Pulled Out
117	117 Vote	Remarks by President Taylor Swift 1	1
7	7 Vote	Very COOL: Mike Pence Abruptly Cancels New Hampshire
9	9 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077's Hardcore Mode Will Let You Track Your Baby's Poops With Technology
72	72 Vote	Scouted: This 43-Inch Sony 4K Smart TV Is a "Racist"
62	62 Vote	Lena Dunham Makes Red Carpet Comeback in Fiery Fatal Car Crash, Hospitalized
61	61 Vote	Vox Confirms That, Yes, They Do Fart!
62	62 Vote	Catholic Bishop Plans to Play N64 on Modern TVs
46	46 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Takes Bite Out of Reporter in Spectacular Display
6	6 Vote	8chan: The Far-Right Website Linked to Childhood Cancer Treatment
77	77 Vote	5-Yo Accidentally Left Behind During Field Trip to Auschwitz
115	115 Vote	I Dream of a Meat Jacuzzi 1	1

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