Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	What's Hiding Beneath the Sidewalk
8	8 Vote	20 White People Could Do What This Toddler Just Did
148	148 Vote	Vladimir Putin Looks Like a Spider
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
153	153 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
61	61 Vote	Square Enix Announces New Mixtape, "Ransom"
106	106 Vote	The Hives Ordered by Swedish Court to "STFU"
271	271 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7