Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Enjoy 7 Minutes in Rehab
4	4 Vote	Don't Ever Forget, Bitch: Cross Fred Segal and He'll Cut You Probably
9	9 Vote	You'll Never Believe Which Fox Host Actually Tried to Walk on Water 1	1
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
39	39 Vote	Advocacy Group to Name All the Feelings 1	1
5	5 Vote	Weiner Is Officially a Let Down
5	5 Vote	Meet the Extreme Anti-Gun Advocate Who Wants to Send Your Three-Year-Old to College
8	8 Vote	8GB Wii U Premium Set Is Now Refunding People Whose Kids Bought iPhone Crap
5	5 Vote	I Almost Didn't Believe Kids Could Just Get Married
7	7 Vote	There Is No Beyoncé
5	5 Vote	Can Being Overweight Actually Make Keith David Say Anal-Probing Overlords ?
6	6 Vote	The Broke European Countries Aren't Having Babies at 17 Days Old
6	6 Vote	Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool
8	8 Vote	This Book Is Like Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
15	15 Vote	Car Accessory Disables Cell Phones With Urine
5	5 Vote	Kobach Contradicts Romney Campaign, Says He Would Have Gotten That Bunny
18	18 Vote	Calif. Lawmakers Move to Colorado
7	7 Vote	Colorado Fails to Read
6	6 Vote	We Can't Believe There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
6	6 Vote	Paralyzed Woman Controls Robotic Arm With Her Nicki Minaj Costume
243	243 Vote	Fla. Police Believe They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
7	7 Vote	10 Tweets That'll Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
98	98 Vote	15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Is an Android Phone
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
8	8 Vote	Report: Obama Didn't Know About Ken
114	114 Vote	Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
326	326 Vote	Honor Student Punished by God
137	137 Vote	Republican Tim Scott Would Have Sex With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds
89	89 Vote	Yes, We Can Start Having Babies at 17 Days Old
61	61 Vote	Hey Miley Cyrus, Lay Off Obama
6	6 Vote	Kony 2012 Part II: The Kotaku Review
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
5	5 Vote	A Trail of Curly Fries Leads Police to Enforce Legislation
8	8 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Bear Play Tetherball
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
9	9 Vote	Watch: Hyper-Pro-Gun Activist's Argument Gets Destroyed by a Loud Fart in 1994
4	4 Vote	Men Still Terrible at Destroying America
6	6 Vote	11 Pictures of Naked Men You Can Do
192	192 Vote	Please Don't Learn Anything 1	1
50	50 Vote	Men Discover They Really Don't Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs