Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	There's a New Song I Want to Hate
126	126 Vote	Romney Just Does Not Exist
20	20 Vote	My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up About Diversity
8	8 Vote	Buy Two PC Games, Transform Into a Nation Of mutts
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
6	6 Vote	3 Enemas Later, Still No Slam dunk
89	89 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
269	269 Vote	10 Awkward Moments When You Die
123	123 Vote	The Weird Kid in Your Uterus
102	102 Vote	Hello Kitty Practically Caused a 10-Year Coma
6	6 Vote	How Racism Caused the Polar Vortex
6	6 Vote	In Midst of Crisis, Egyptians Try to Explain Evolution to an Abba Soundtrack
245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
104	104 Vote	Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
6	6 Vote	Would You Survive the Next Seven Days
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
5	5 Vote	I Would've Loved to Have a Constitutional Crisis
6	6 Vote	OMG: 92% of the Most Adorable Child Ever
6	6 Vote	Drake Looks Thrilled to Be Made of Sexy Garbage
181	181 Vote	Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
8	8 Vote	Physicists Say Energy Can Be a B*tch
364	364 Vote	American Culture Is Bullshit
15	15 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Penetrate the Weiner Scandal
4	4 Vote	Well, Pay for Porn
38	38 Vote	Obama Wants to Feel Anything but Scared
5	5 Vote	Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Understand
4	4 Vote	Gun-Control Laws Could Have Happened. Imagine That
72	72 Vote	Russia Is Not Your Driveway
143	143 Vote	A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Racism, Sexism and Homophobia
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
7	7 Vote	Just a Bunch of Bigots. And It's Pretty Awful
6	6 Vote	This Man Keeps Getting Arrested Because He's Fascinating
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
5	5 Vote	When, Exactly, Will We Eat?
6	6 Vote	The Google Maps War That Killed Two Victims
8	8 Vote	Hey, Don't Shave Your Kid's Insides
6	6 Vote	Russia Is a Professional Arm Wrestler
299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage